I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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