so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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