There was a lot of him and a little penis
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Damn victory sex feels great
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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