i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I need to calm my uterus...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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