It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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