Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms