I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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