One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.