I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I bet he comes in French.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have