My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
BRING THE BAGELS
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".