trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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