I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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