Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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