"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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