i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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