I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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