Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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