omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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