you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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