windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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