I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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