i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.