So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.