he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.