areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Say something about gay babies.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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