I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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