whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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