There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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