Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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