you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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