So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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