Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
