your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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