It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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