I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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