sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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