Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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