sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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