i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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