So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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