brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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