Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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