Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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