last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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