i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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