people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He shit in the fireplace
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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