is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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