Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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