OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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