Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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