he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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