how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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