if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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