Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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