I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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