Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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