Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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